well its one of my few chances to get to a pc
two weeks ago my pc was v& because I insulted some girl over the internet and some guys from that forum tiped me off. I ll have to pay up to 1000EU for the lawyer and the court costs but at least I wont get a bad note in my records. So Im not often online. I guess I ll get my pc back in a month or two. Well at least my school marks got better since I have more time to learn and stuff and I am no more distracted by the internet. Damn I miss the porn :(

but unfortunately there arent anywhere in germany. There is one big exception but it isnt possible unless I train my combat skills to level 5 and my disguise skills to 7 and manage to get a US ARMY uniform. They like 4-5 in germany but they all re located in US ARMY barracks and I seriously do not want to infiltrate them splinter cell style. I am so sad :`-(

I know where babies come from

and additional to this I ve just heard a very funny story

Today me and my friend talked about english stuff you do not learn in school. So we talked alot about slang and my friend asked me what "to jerk off" means. I just showed him the typical gesture. Suddenly he started to laugh and said "!OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK O FUCK O FUCK!!!!!111" over 9000 times. I asked him why he was so upset. He explained:
So my friend is going into the 9th grade. He wrote an english test and he had to compose a story about his life. He picked a story about the first time his gf came to his house. His parents didnt alow him that she stays with him over night and he was angry about it. So he didnt know the word for "to say to get lost" He wrote: "I was very upset and jerked off my parents" Yeah he wrote that in his english school test. Lets all hope for him that his english teacher doesnt know this term.
While I was hearing this I made a face which is very similar to this one here
This was actually the funniest thing which happened to me for 2 weeks

I am also kinda bored so Im gonna do what Im always doing when Im bored
Joining the Kitty Krew http://kittykrew.net
FOR GRAET JUSTICE

Right at the moment its 03:35 AM in germany-the place where I live. Im still awake and I will not get any sleep within the next two days because I have to finish my compositin till tomorrow, have to bake a cake for my GF for Valentines and have drivers school and also have to learn for an test in religion (its a school term-mostly philosphical stuff). My body runs entire on coffeine (those coffeine tablets are a bless) and cigarettes. All credits to my lazyness. Two months ago I had to chose my presentation for school. I picked "Faust" by Goethe. Because I like literature and I always wanted to read that book. It was a fault because I could pick an other great book... like "1984" by George Orwell or "a clockwork orange" by Anthony Burkess. I can talk a shitload of time about the social aspects-the relationship to reality and YADA YADA YADA...
But I ve picked this. So I could start 2 months ago when I had time. Gone to the library, lend that book and read it through and work everyday a little on my presentation. But no... I love challenges and ... Im quiet lazy ... so I started to read it last saturday and somehow I managed to get ready at the same with it. I was still lazy so I started to work on the presentation umm...on Sunday (monday was the time I should give it to the teacher). I didnt do much because I was enjoying myself too much on NG and Youtube. So I beged the teacher to give me some extra time. She did because I knew something about the book and lied that it took to much time to get one book because it was rare. She gave me time until wednesday. I didnt do anything on monday (except night till 4 am). Then I skipped school today because I wanted to start my work at 10 am. Overslept due tiredness and slept till 3pm. Started to work at 5pm. Have to got to school at 7am. Thats a fun night and my only sources of joy are the music of "Daft Punk" which I listen while Im writing this and the knowledge that most of you guys have to live through this kind of shit someday too >:-) (at least if you want to attend college). Seriously. I would say stuff like: "I ll never start my work so late" but I know this is pointless because I AM lazy and I ALWAYS start work so late. Lazyness sucks and is like AIDS. You can fight but not beat it-because I have this problem since 8 th grade.
So kids the moral of all of this: "If you ever catch yourself with thinking things like: "hey i ll first watch that series/make something to eat/post a NG post" RAM yourself a friggin fork into your leg!

first i would like to make some advertisement for a something which is good your intelligence. I recomend a forum which was set up by a friend of me (no its not AKK).
go to www.kenzu.newgrounds.com and then his website-link
its good for some political discussions and stuff like that although there are plenty loads of commies there-well there are also nearly other political direction-even green

some thoughts about the KK

I have realized that we cant destroy the KK by legal way
unless newgrounds wont completely change their behaviour towards recent spam we dont have anything against them which is conform with our clubs guide lines
using proxies to massvote or hacking or spamming their forum is just what they do
and thats wrong

the newgrounds admins are changing their behaving already
bfk and some other members accoutns were already closed down-if you can believe to their alt account posts-like bigfuzzykittens new acount is bigfuzykitten (with one z)
if that would be true most of the noob members would quit after their acounts would be iced-because they are just to lazy and not loyal enough to create always new alt accounts
but I wouldnt be so sure about the "veteran" members
they would simply create alt-accounts and change their IP to override their bans- they did often so they dont actually care

some guys are claiming that the KK is wasting the talent of some members and it would be great to "convince" those talents to quit the KK-I have to say that there are really some good guys in there: big fuzzy kitten is one of them- although his flashes are perverted (which also depends of the personal opinion-i think some of his crap actually IS funny-Im a bad person I know-like in my favourite flash "rebecca by stamper: "I am ashamed and i feel neglected"). Well i think they just enjoy themselfes to do crap. sometimes they also bring good flashes. and some of them are actually more than quit a lot bit good. also some KK related stuff belongs to it-if you dont believe than have this url-just copy and paste it: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
417222

I also suppose that some of the good KK artists have some alt accounts where they do serious work-they are also humans with a need for appreciation- you know- so they have to bring up some

serious work AT ONCE for which they can be admired
so I think that the spine of the KK actually consists of the good artists among them because they are the early members-the "veterans"- and in my before mentioned case of a KK account mass ban action they would stay and create alts..... the most KK noobs would easily quit

not all KK are assholes

some of them are quiet neat if you speak to them in a gentle language like pantywipe or even big fuzzy kitten himself

now you are asking yourself why im defending those guys

well its so that i just obey or clubs rules:

"be fair at any case"

so i just list some of the good and the bad aspects
i also got into conversation with them

there is one phrase: "know your enemy well"

I wouldnt claim that the KK is my persnal enemy-c mon its only internet and not the real life-they didnt do anything to me so i dont have a reason to hate them

i view them more like opponents

so all i want to say is: they are spammers which is obiously bad.
but they behind their acounts and alts they are just normal people too-with friends and familys who love them

the task of destroying the KK lies in the hand of tom fulp and co
our task is only to use our democratic right to vote and judge fairly on those flashes
if its bad it gets a 0-1
if its better it gets 2-5
thats our rules
sorry for making such a long post but i was quiet drunken when i created these one :P
so i always get creative when im on it (on booze)

-edit-

so i reccently found out that our forum has been hacked again by magyar and a12
what shall I say
you are poor if you think you re gonna stop us with tricks like that
like I mentioned before its not our intention to destroy you guys
but some people are just not smart enough not to understand this
well we create an other forum
and if you destroy this one we will create an other
its that easy
if you want to stop us you should use clean and smart arguments
oh and please no 1337

-edit-

i found out what skript they are using to jam your pc
its called GNAA last measure
its earlier versions were based on javascript but I think they re using a newer one which is based on flash
so turning of the java functions of your browser wont help
If I understood it rightly this script opens many new windows so your RAM cant handle it anymore and then your pc crashes
idk how to dismantle this one but if anyone knows then he should post the answer here

-edit-
as a part of my fearsome vengeance i decided to validate at kk.com
just for fun
im interested if this gonna work
as a part of their inituation ritualt here is my picture
(took 5 mins to draw it)
its a bit bloody but i think you KK guys like some kind of this stuff

wopeeee
today was my first driving lesson
my teacher said that i was pretty good for the first time (i managed somehow not to kill us or somebody else.... phew!)
but i ve got still my problems with it
i am just to busy to watch out how to accelarte, brake and how to change gears (yes in germany most cars have a manual gear switch) so i ve got my problems with traffic sings and stuff like this
but i think that i ll get it soon
if anyone is older than 16 he may post about his first driving experience (legal or not)

its haloween- woo hoo (which means that haloween worths a crap in europe)
i ve got a girlfriend and im fuckin drunk
life is good
everyone is free to post how they spent their haloween